I took the kids to McDonalds the other day to play in the play area. While we were there two moms came in together with their kids. I don’t know what to say to describe them so I’ll just say that when they walked in, every episode of Jerry Springer flashed before my eyes, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Anyways, they were talking to each other and Mom #1 got up and went into the bathroom adjacent to the play area. I had my back to it so I can only assume the door was open, I don’t know, but Mom #2 kept right on talking (yelling really, since her friend was in the other room). When Mom #1 came back she said “I couldn’t hear a thing you were saying.” and Mom #2 said “Oh, I was just telling you the secret to becoming a millionaire” and they both laughed. I laughed too because I really do know the secret to becoming a millionaire.

Wanna hear it?

Are you listening? Get a little closer…

Ready? Here it is… Spend less than you earn. Shhh, don’t tell anyone ok. It’s our little secret.

pic by: VoxEfx